when i was little i coloured my bellybutton orange and my olders brothers and sister (i was the youngest of 5) convinced me that now my poop was gonna be orange and i didnt go poop for 3 day becuase i was afaraid that my poop would be orange....why? i dont know?!?!
A childhood belief about belly buttons

others believed things like this
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- When I was little my parents used to tell me and my sister that carrots were "orange candy." — Nancy
- once i was drinking aot of orange juice and my sister said i would get drunk if i had too much— deanna