when i was little i used to think my pastor was some superholy like servant of God, which i guess they are in a way, a servant of God that is. but i though they were like all powerful like God, and lived at the church, and i was kinda scared of them until my family went to his house one time and i realized they're just normal people like the rest of us
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- My Dad told me that the Queen of England had a solid gold toilet and a special servant to wipe her backside.— Cat
- When i was younger up untill i was like 8 or 9 i thought that famous people didnt poop only normal people!!!— kaitlin
- That the city of Christchurch was a big church which everybody lived in.— Christine
- I used to believe that Darth Maul lived in my church.— Sarah
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- I believed God lived in a specific crack in one of the walls of my church — Blake