Because of the hit Brit sit-com Dad's Army I used to believe my dad would go off every Thursday and fight in a war. Because every Thursday was dad's army...
A childhood belief about tv shows

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.Anon
- I once refused to believe in Thursday. I'd heard there were seven days in a week, but could only name six.Anon
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- German tiger tanks shot out tigers, the invading army would get mauled to death by all the tigers— Bob
- that we celebrate New Year's because it is the day that Jesus had his brit (circumcision)Anon