I used to wash my hands with Palmolive soap, interpreting the brand name as "Palm-o-live", assuming that their somewhat dubious marketing angle was that the soap would make your palms feel more "alive".
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- My friend convinced me that if I used a bar of soap to wash my hair instead of shampoo that I would go bald.— Michelle
- I believed that burglars ate soap & lipstick— Karen
- I used to think that bath beads were candy until I bit into one! What a shock that it was soap!— ~K~
- When i was a toddler i sued to believe that if you ate soap you would blow bubbles for the rest of your life.— KEL
- Soap Opera's are Soaps that sing Opera to you while you take a bath. Right???— Kid 1990
- My mom told me that if I didn't wash my hair black widow spiders would come live in it.— grew up in Nebraska