Just recently my mom told me about some of the odd things I used to say when I was younger, one of them was this: when my first nephew was born, I was about three and didn't know what that meant. She told me I had a nephew and I replied 'neph-me?' because I thought she said neph you I guess...
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought that Shakin' Stevens was Elvis' nephew— Ali
- My nephew (age 7) thought tampons were plugs for diarrhea. Anon
- my nephew used to believe that when people died, they just needed new batteries.— p-daddy
- My 7 year old nephew holds the opinion that the correct name for a pidgeon is a "city chicken".— Bastard
- My nephew refuses to put his tooth under his pillow in case the fairy burns him with her wand.— Nina
- My nephew, at around age three, used to say that airplanes trailing white exhaust were "airplanes on strings".— Mojo!