my daughter asked me how old you have to be to smoke. i told her 16. so later she said, can i be 16 on my next birthday?
A childhood belief about birthdays

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that smoke stacks that pumped out white smoke were cloud makers.— lizzie
- My daughter once asked if God was short for Godfrey— keefdave
- Up until I was almost 11, I thought that a birthday suit was a special outfit you wore only on your birthdayAnon
- I used to think that a birthday suit was a special outfit you wear on your birthday— Bri
- I used to believe that on your birthday, you didn't advance to your next age until you ate your birthday cake.— Casi
- My parents have the same birthday -- month, day, and year. I though all mom's and dad's had the same birthday.— Cait