When my sister was little she couldn't grasp an understanding of the phrase 'this morning'. Given that it was today, tonight and tomorrow she simply assumed it was called tomorning and continued calling it this for a good number of months!
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My sister used to think that because I was 15 months older than her, I would die 15 months before her!— Nicola Braden
- My sister thought that she could video me by simply inserting the VHS tape into the VCR sideways.
Anon - My sister told me as a child that ravioli was 'hedgehog' meat.
Still can't eat it today.......— Sal Myers - My sister told me that if you had sweetcorn in your poo, you had six months to live! I cried for weeks — Billy
- when i was little i believed that your social security number was the number you were born on the earth — christine
- I thought that "tomorrow" was one of the days of the week— Frank