When I was younger (about 3-4), I was going for an after dinner walk with my parents. I was complaining about walking and my dad was walking behind with me while my mom got mad and walked ahead. My dad says to me, "Go up there and tell your mom that she is being mean." and I came back with an, "But Dad, mom is always nice to you...she sucks your penis." They just stopped dead in their tracks, "WHAT?!" I replied with a, "It means drinking wine!"
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- I used to believe that jay walking was walking naked on the street. — Kendra
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- I used to believe that it was the law to hold the railing when you're walking down/up stairs— Brit
- I used to believe I could fly.
All I had todo was step of a flight of stairs and I'd be walking in the air...— Dolly - I used to believe that milk was what cows peed. Never stopped me from drinking it though!
— Reuben