I've always possessed a sharp memory, even of certain events from when I was 2 years old.
Back when I was 3 I remember hearing a conversation between two staff members.at my pre-school.
There was a guy who had been working there who suddenly was gone and one of them said "he'd been "fired".
I remember thinking that he was burned at the stake or something.
Why a 3 year old would have seen a visual depiction of "burning at the stake" is beyond me, but thinking back now when I heard the term "fired" that was always what came to mind.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
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- I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.— Jack
- The first time i heard of someone getting fired from a job, i thought that they were actually set on fire.Anon
- I remember back in sunday school that if you stomped on the ground you would hurt satan. Anon
- I remember thinking that non-English speakers were much smarter because they could speak "so much faster." Anon
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky