i used to believe that whenever your mom told your brother to dig her a diamond she actually meant it so i went and brought her a shovel !
A childhood belief about picking my nose

others believed things like this
- I used to think that neil diamond was singing about the reverend blue jeansAnon
- When I was a child I used to believe children were being brought by stork.— Matteo
- whenever the tv announcer said "brought to you", I thought it was one word - "brotue".Anon
- I thought when i was a kid, that all mailboxes had tubes that brought your mail to the person u sent it to.— Andrew
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- Someone told me People and fish went to the same place.I thought they meant humans get flushed— MrK