One year around christmas i was being pretty bad so my mom said that if i wasnt good i would get coal in my stocking. I imediatly burst into tear and said I Dont want slaw in my stocking. I thought she was refering to coal slaw and that was the worst food my five year old brain could imagine
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- I thought cold sores, were really called cole slaw!!— kathryn
- that coleslaw was cold slaw. Anon
- i used to believe that coal from stockings was santa's poop because i was bad— dylan mcdonald
- I believed that Robins hibernated throughout the year and only came out at christmas. Anon
- As a kid I used to believe that you had to vomit at least once a year to get rid of all the food you ate.— Paula
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher