I thought Californication by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers lyrics were:
"Dream of midget fornication"
as opposed to:
"Dream of Californication"
I often wondered why the song had no reference to its title!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that life is a dream and when you die you wake up (maybe it's true who knows?)— Naos
- I used to think life was a dream and I was in heavenAnon
- I thought the song "Party Time" by Moby was actually saying "heart attack" (this was before I knew the title)— Elviessa
- I used to believe that being a tiger would be a job like plumber or layer. It was my dream job.— Dom
- I used to believe that a dream catcher really made nightmares go away.
— WOLVERINEfLASH14 - I used to think that life was all a dream and one day i would wake up like a 75 year old woman.( who knows?)— 8 with wrinkles