when i was little, my big sister convinced me that she had invented and patented the word "wow" and that i was not allowed to say it.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah
- I used to believe that I actually invented the word "excellent".— poop jacket
- My sister convinced me that rain was God's pee.— Scott
- My sister was convinced that when she grew up she was going to have puppies instead of babies— leohauoli
- My sister ate fish food one day and she was convinced that she was going to grow scales— leohauoli
- My sister convinced me that tapioca was made with fish eyeballs.— Eileen