My mother is a teacher and when she was sick she once said she was ordering a sub (substitute) i thought it was a sandwich and exclamed "I want one to!"
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I used to believe when ordering Chinese food the food and delivery man came from China— Dave
- I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL— Rice
- I used to think mayo was sandwich glue and u had to have it to keep it togetherAnon
- When I was little I thought if you were sick the only way to get better was to give it to someone else.— Jen
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I thought pretending I was sick to stay home from school was called cookie not hookie.— Jen