Once I learned about the traditional wedding(the one with the tuxedos,white gowns and kissing,not to mention the usual wedding music) I decided that divorces were simular. THe couple who didn't like eachother anymore would still wear their wedding outfits and when the music played,that they walked backward until they came to the priest/judge and then he would pronounce them unmarried.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I see a flock of birds in the sky, they have a wedding ceremony.— Mr. Used to
- I used to believe that having children could only happen after a wedding with the person you are married to.Anon
- My music teacher once said that music in an electrical piano was made by little tiny men that lived inside it.Anon
- My mum told us that when the ice cream van played music, it was to tell you that he had run out of ice-creams.— J
- I used to believe that old cars only played old music on thier radios.— Julie
- I used to believe if you listened to to music upside down the music would be backwards— HOopty