I used to think that being circumcised meant they cut off your penis. I thought my own circumcision had been botched, leaving me with most of it. However, I didn't want anyone to know I had been circumcised cos they'd think I had no penis.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i thought getting circumcised was to get the head of the penis cut off— Dee
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off— John
- I used to think that boys didn't get their penis until they were 18 which was legal adulthood! — beckles