I use to think that a boys penis was long and flat like one of those hoses that get round when you run water through it. I thought that they would roll it up to put it in their pants, kinda like you would roll up a measuring tape.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought Rock and Roll were 2 musicians, with one who rocked and one who rolled.Anon
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- all people who smoke roll up cigarettes have been to prison— spam
- i used to think that you pull the string on a tampon and it would roll out to make a sanitary towelAnon
- I used to think that boys didn't get their penis until they were 18 which was legal adulthood! — beckles
- I used to believe that condoms were weared by girls and boys
both. And they both have penisAnon