i used to beleev dat when a man kissed a woman, she would hav a baby, but if he nibbled the womans ear,she would hav twins. I caught my aunty and uncle making love an di guessed that the baby would be dead becoz my uncle was squishing it!
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- Thunder was my dead uncle in heaven playing a round of bowling with God.— Mike
- that if u ever kissed a boy you would have a baby— maha
- I used to believe that when my parents kissed it made a baby.Anon
- I thought making love meant making someone fall in love with you!— Brainhead
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- I thought that when you died, you had 2 weeks to be dead then you would magically wake up again, but as a babyAnon