When i was younger, i thought that since we didnt have tails, if i could get the poo to stay on, it would be my equivilent to a tail. sounds logical.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When i was little, i thought dogs poop from their tails.Anon
- I thought a Monkey was just a baby Gorilla and when they grew up their Tails fell off!— Brainhead
- When i was younger up untill i was like 8 or 9 i thought that famous people didnt poop only normal people!!!— kaitlin
- My brother thought the trees made the wind...logical.— peter
- That hot dogs were made from rat tails.Anon
- When I was little, I used to believe that wind was caused by whales flapping their tails way out in the ocean.— Nanohawk