I used to think that when you were at school, teachers slipped tiny cameras and microphones on you. When you got home, they would use high-tech equipment to see everything you did, taste, smell, hear, and feel! I behaved! Don't ask.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I thought there were tiny cameras everywhere and they belonged to the government.— Brooke
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma
- i used to believe that if i wasn,t at school the teachers would expell me from that school!!— sciver
- I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.— Tim
- I used to believe that my school teachers lived inside the school and my school bus driver lived on the bus. Anon