When i was little my mom told me that having a baby was like "pooping out a bowling ball" so for years i thought babies came out the butt. eww
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- I used to think that babies came out of the butt— Claire
- I used to believe that to make babies, a man would pee into a woman's butt. There. I said it.— Hu Flung Pu
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- I thought baby oli was made from pressed babies.Anon