My mother told me that sex was when the man and woman are married, and something to do with sex happens, then the woman has a baby. I wondered for a long time - how does the woman's body know she's *married*??
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that woman had to pay to keep their last name when they got married!!!!!!!— Imaginative_Kidd
- I used to believe that the man had to be taller the the woman to married her.Anon
- When I was little I used to think that as soon as you were married the woman automatically got pregnant.Anon
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo