When I was little mt older sister kept talking about joining the Leif Garrett fan club, and I thought she said "van club", so I assumed that a star's "van club" was that star (Leif Garrett, Farrah Fawcett, etc.) driving around in a van to visit people that liked them.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think you had to be in a special club to get a Club Sandwich.— Louis
- I used to believe that if I got my hair cut like Farrah Fawcett's people would throw ashes on me.— mel
- I used to believe that a strip club meant that you took your own clothing off — Adam
- i use to think boy geroge from the culture club was a pretty woman.— toe
- I used to believe when a radio anouncement for a club said "No Cover" that meant No Clothes.— Aaron
- When I was little, my mom told me she was Karen from the Micky Mouse club, and I told everyone at school. — Amber