I used to believe that the "Now Hiring" sign in restaurants really said "Now Hurrying" and so everytime we passed such a restaurant I would say "Let's go there because they are hurrying!"
A childhood belief about excursions

others believed things like this
- I usd to believe that at restaurants that had a BYO sign out the front, you had to "bring your own" meal.— Fiona
- I used to think that we were breaking a law every time my mom passed a "Do Not Pass" sign on the road. — Kyra
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- I used to think all Italians worked in pizza restaurants.Anon
- I used to believe that "BYO" was a name of a restaurant.— Ames
- I always thought that duck sauce (from chinese restaurants) was duck poop.
— emily