You know how on car commercials in tiny print it says "professional driver, closed course" and the logo for the Volks Wagen company is "Driver's Wanted" well i always thought until i was about 15 or 16 (now I am 17) that the Volks Wagen company needed professional drivers for the closed courses on their commercials!
A childhood belief about adverts

others believed things like this
- That the tooth fairy drove around in her green Volks Wagon Collecting teeth from all the children.— Wanda Trytten
- I thought that the insurance company Aflac was owned by Ben AffleckAnon
- I always used to think that Ozzy Osbourne was a racing driver!
Anon - I wanted to grow up and be a truck. Not a truck driver, a truck. Anon
- I used to believe that a "ghost-driver" was a car driving with a white sheet over it.— Nynke
- When I was younger I thought that if I ate Gusher's, my head would turn into fruit, like in the commercialsAnon