When I was about 3 or 4 I thought that if I drew a long long swirley line on a paper, I would grow a penis...So I would sit and draw a swirley line and then go to the bathroom and look and see if I had a penis yet....funny thing, I never grew one!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat