My family is quite religious. Every Sunday my Dad, my sister and I would go to church together (we're Catholics) but my Mum always went to a different church (she's a Protestant). When I was little nobody actually told me what religion my Mum was. Eventually I picked up on what it was and got it loged in my mind that she was a prostitue (see the likeness???).
Come Christmas time my entire family (you know Granny, Grandpa, Uncle X, Auntie Y, Cousin Z) were about to leave for midnight mass. But my mum wasn't coming. So my grandad asked me "Why isn't your Mummy coming to church with us?" and so I replied loudly and proudly "Because she's a PROSTITUTE!".
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - I used to believe that every time I went to church, I got "points" to go to heaven. — Poxy
- When i was about 4 or 5, for the longest time, i believed that the preist of our church was god.— hunnybee