A friend of mine used to think that if she let a poot that she could sniff it all up in her nose so that no one else would smell it. yuck!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I used to think a mustache grew out of your nose hairs. I tried to let mine grow, but it didn't work. — Barry
- I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.— Tim
- I thought that gnats were baby flies, then one day I found out about maggots. yuck— Felicia
- A friend of mine seemed to think that 100 pence was worth £6.— Richard Davies
- A friend of mine thought that some olives grew with red edible pits (pimentos).— HA