When I was young I used to believe that if you took an asprin and drank a coke real fast you'd get drunk. I never knew anyone daring enough to try it.
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- I believed I could tap dance by moving my feet real fast. — Aussie
- I used to believe that men drank beer and women drank wine. Anon
- I use to believe that if you ate too much grapes, you'd get drunk.— Grace
- I used to think that being drunk was permanent— Boyd
- When I was little, I used to think that if you drank beer you would die right after you drank it.— I'm so stupid
- I used to believe that if you swallowed wine or beer in two sips then you would get drunk— Heather