When i was younger, my dad once told me too peel celery so i could get down to the center. I was peeling fro about a half-hour before i realized he was joking.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- An hour and a half is exactly the same as half an hourAnon
- I used to believe that all songs were exactly a half-hour long.— Brian
- I had an uncle that told me that we had belly buttons for putting salt in while we ate celery in bed.— ainmama2001
- I used to believe that belly buttons were for putting the salt in while you were eating celery in bed.— David T
- I used to believe that a football ref's flag was a banana peel.Anon
- I used to believe that if you drove over a banana peel the car would slide off the road.Anon