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A childhood belief about rude bits

I was babysitting a boy for the first time when I was about 11. I knew about the differences between boys and girls, so I thought I was really smart. Well, the newly potty trained little boy had to go pee. So, we went to the bathroom and he pulled his pants down and did it. I thought everything was cool until he asked for help pulling up his pants. I tried so hard to get his pants up but I was having trouble. I thought that if I pulled up his underware and pants I would break his little penis. I kept trying and trying and finally I got them up but I thought I had squished it in there and that I'd get in trouble when his parents came to pick him up.

— Lightbeam1

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