I was babysitting a boy for the first time when I was about 11. I knew about the differences between boys and girls, so I thought I was really smart. Well, the newly potty trained little boy had to go pee. So, we went to the bathroom and he pulled his pants down and did it. I thought everything was cool until he asked for help pulling up his pants. I tried so hard to get his pants up but I was having trouble. I thought that if I pulled up his underware and pants I would break his little penis. I kept trying and trying and finally I got them up but I thought I had squished it in there and that I'd get in trouble when his parents came to pick him up.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was abotu 5 or 6 i thought that if i were to pull hard enough on my pants, i would float away— Aaron
- i used 2 think if u lied your pants would catch on fire cus of the sayin "lier lier pants on fire!"— nell
- If you pick Dandelions then you wet your pants. Honestly...I've never tried and I'm not going to test it!— Charlene
- i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would dieAnon
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- I used to believe that if you weed your pants, an alarm would go off and everyone would know you did it.— Mr Ice Creamie