"I rode a whore through the countryside" EXCUSE ME???
Not a native english speaker, my boyfriend thought that the word "horse" was plural for "hor".
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- Because of Pocahontas, I grew up believing Native Americans noises sounded like English to Native Americans.Anon
- i used to think that the word 'clothes' was the plural for 'clo.' so i'd call a sock or a shirt a clo. — jessimocha
- I used to get mad when people used the word "native" because I thought they were making fun of my name!— Nate
- i used to believe i was native american because i was a native of america!!!— rachel
- I used to think that my father pedaled fastly when the car was racing through the countrysideAnon
- I used to think that even people who spoke something other than English, thought in English— Peaches