i used to think that women hit themselves on the chest twice, so there were two swells, and men did the same on the lower area.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if a women had a large chest she had babies inside them.— Emily
- I used to believe (about 9) that a penis was a sausage that men stuck in their crutch area to attract women.— Feebs.
- I used to believe when adults grew up only 4' 9" or lower are still classified as kids.— Jorge
- My Dad use to tell me if I pouted and stuck my lower lip out, a bird would come and poop on my lip.— Tom
- When I was a child, I used to believe that adding sugar would lower the over-salty taste of a meal.— Francois
- I used to believe that the lower level of the George Washington Bridge in NYC was named Martha Washington— Shayne