When watching Hockey games the announcers would always say "he shoots, He scores!" well i always thought the announcer was saying "Pachutesy scores!!" Until one day when I asked my brother how Pachutesy was on every team, he couldn't stop laughing long enough to tell me. I figured out eventually on my own Pachutesy is not a player.
A childhood belief about sport

others believed things like this
- i used to think that ozzy osbourne was a hockey player, and i thought michael jackson was a basketball player.— anastacia beeverhousen
- I used to believe that fog occurs when someone shoots a cloud with a gun.Anon
- whenever the tv announcer said "brought to you", I thought it was one word - "brotue".Anon
- I used to think that board games were called bored games because you play them when you're bored.Anon
- I used to think that if you shone a flashlight beam onto a lightbulb long enough, it would eventually light.— Karen K
- I used to belive you couldn't stop growing until you were bigger than godzillaAnon