when my parents told me about the stalk delivering the baby i asked them, "well do you have to pay a delivery charge?"
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- My mum used to tell me that someone was delivering bricks at the top of our road when it thundered!— Deb
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- I used to believe when ordering Chinese food the food and delivery man came from China— Dave
- I thought the 'dubbing mixer' on TV credits was the person in charge of stirring the make up for the actors.— Clive
- I used to believe that when my parents kissed it made a baby.Anon
- I thought that parents made a baby by nibbling each others ears.— Mer