My brother, when he was little, couldnt be convinced that he hadnt spent as much time on this planet as the rest of us. He was sure that since he had only been here, say 7 years, that everyone else in the family had only been here 7 years. He couldnt grasp the fact that I was 6 years older than him
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- My brother that is 6 years younger than me used to believe that in seven years he would be older than me.Anon
- My older brother once told me that Aussie shampoo was made from kangaroo pee. I avoided using it for years!— Annie
- Once my brother said me, the poppy seed in fact is ant. I have not eaten poppy seed for many years.
Anon - My mum told me that cold custard (which I hated) was in fact Banana Blancmange. I lapped it up for years.— Chalky
- i used to believe that babies had no mouths because they couldnt talkAnon
- i used to beleive the people on tv lived in the tv and couldnt ever get out— crystal meth