One time the class was talking about squids, and on being asked what a squid's "legs" were called, my friend said "Testicles! No wait, squids have too many. You'd be deformed if you had more than one!"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that 'testicles' was the word for the arms of a squid or an octopus. — Emily
- I used to believe that testicles are there just to keep the legs apart, reducing friction.Anon
- I used to think that your cuticlas were called testiclesAnon
- I used to believe that testicles were called tenticlesAnon
- when i was little i always asked my mom if my aunt had ant legs or people legs.— kelly
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon