I knew a stupid kid at school when i was 8 years old that told me that baby aliens were living in your testicles and if ya pee hard enuf, they can come out and abduct you. but I was very gullible and literal and he horrified me
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that roaches were aliens because it was hard to kill them. I'm still not so sure I was wrong.— Dev
- I used to believe the Wall Street Crash of 1929 was a literal car crashing into a bank.Anon
- I thought the expression "so funny I forgot to laugh" was literal instead of sarcastic— Not so funny after all
- My dad told me that kiwi fruits were kiwi birds testicles. They are the right shape and kind of furry— jefnier
- I used to think pee was in your testicles.— R.G.
- I totally believed my siblings when they told me the family was aliens and had a space ship in the garage.— cully