My dad snores, but my mom doesn't, so when I was little I thought only men snored. So one day at school I was talking with a friend about our parents, and she said that her mother snored. I replied in shock "Your mom's a MAN?"
A childhood belief about sleeping

others believed things like this
- My little sister's imaginary friend was Kit the talking car from that show Knight Rider.Anon
- I thought that my parents chose my cousins, and was upset when my mother wouldn't let me add one.Anon
- I used to think that bath beads were candy until I bit into one! What a shock that it was soap!— ~K~
- I was once told by a friend at school that if you sneeze you actually die for a split second.— Alex
- I used to think I was a vampire, and that my parents were trying to kill me by making me go to school. — Max
- When I was 6 I used to believe my parents were watching me at school on TV. It explained a lot at the time!— opinionata