I remember when i was in year 3 that my friend told me at dinner time that the school mash was made out spider legs and thats why it was ss lumpy. Never again did i eat school mash even when i found out he was lying.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believed that the clouds in the sky were floating piles of mash potatoes .— Funny Guy
- There was a popular rumor back in grade school that BUBBLE YUM gum was made with spider eggs.— Amber
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- We were told at school by the evil dinner ladies that apple pips contained arsenic.....Anon
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana
- I was once told by a friend at school that if you sneeze you actually die for a split second.— Alex