I used to think that gonorrheoa was a sort of penile leprosy - that if you
caught it and it wasn't treated, your dick would fall off.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I believed that dolls could feel when I didn't love them, that's why I treated them well.Anon
- Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off— John
- i used to take showers with my dad when i was like 3 and i always got scared cuz i thot his dick was a snakeAnon
- I thought if you trip and fall down you fall at the speed of light!— Dietrich Corby
- I used to think if you caught a cold during summer, it was called a "hot".— Brandon Campbell
- i used to set up traps to try and catch santa. i never caught him. — santa trap