When I was really little, one of my parents' friends told me that when I was 16 my penis falls off. I was shocked, of course, and he said it was ok, they grow back. I didn't find out he was lying til I was about 8.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I fell asleep lying on my front that my boobs wouldn't grow. And they didn't.— Booey
- Migets were people who were bad when they were kids and there parents didn't let them grow up.— Teresa
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to believe that if you crossed your fingers when you were lying, you weren't really lying.— jo
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- i thought that when it was your birthday you grow and then you didn't grow until a years time.— hello