I used to think that pee came out my clit and I thought that your vagina appeared once you were old enough to have kids.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that kids just appeared after people got married... Boy, was I wrong!— Skylla
- i used to think that the pope was married but also i thought howcome her wife never appeared on TV— jp
- Until I was ten or eleven I thought a vagina was a "pagina" Anon
- When I was a little girl, I thought all babies came from 'China' (a Vagina)— Lainie
- When I was about 5 or 6 I used to think that poeple who appeared on TV used to live in the TV ariel.Anon
- I used to believe that when two people married their children appeared out of the middle of nowhere.Anon