When I was young and wondering about 'the birds and the bees' I asked my mum how babies were made. She told me the truth, unlike any other mum: An egg and a sperm. I had no idea what this sperm thing was or where it came from, but i did my level best to stop anyone frying or boiling or eating eggs for a while after, claiming "you're destroying potential babies!"
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I thought sperm were fish and when I got a goldfish I went around telling everyone i had a sperm— Kara
- When I was young, I thought that rice was actually ants eggs! Didn't stop me from eating it though (: -@— Doh!
- i used to believe that condoms were thing that u put in your mouth and they would melt and kill all the spermAnon
- i got told if you rub your sperm on
your spots they'll go...
p.s i still try it but it never works— anom - I used to think that my testicles were eggs that would become babies when I was older...— Martin
- babies were born from dragon eggs.— Justin