I had never heard of a female taking a dump (I guess it wasn't lady-like to make it obvious in the 70's) so I thought girls didn't take craps....imagine my shock when I discovered a "floater" after my female next door neighbor forgot to flush...girls never seemed so nice since those days when I was six.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - when i was very little, i thought that all girls must do ballets, and that i was lucky who wasn`t forced to. — little miss from norway
- When i was little , i thought that a cat was a female dog.Anon
- at four, I thought my mother was female and me and my father were fee's Anon
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon