when my mom would make my sandwhiches when i was younger, she usually cut it in half for me.
one day she cut it in quarters and i said HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT THAT MUCH! thinking that by cutting 1 sanwich into more pieces, it meant more food :P
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I poked my grandfather in the belly-button he would spit out quarters. — Justin
- i used to think that if i tore a dollar bill in half it would make fifty cents— stacy
- I thought if food said it was fat free it meant you could eat as much as you want without getting fat!— Brainhead
- When I was younger I used to believe that if I ate too much of something I would turn into that food.— Genny R
- I used to believe that your belly button was what held your top half to your bottom half...— Debelouwho
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike