I used to believe that Christian Science was a church that looked like an old laboratory and that all the scientists in there looked like Jesus.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- My mom said she had eyes in the back of her head. I looked and looked, but never found them.Anon
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- Iused to believe the statue of Jesus was really him and our church got mad at him and nailed him up there.— The Fidiot
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to believe that scientists were robots and they had some kind of chip in their brain.Anon
- I used to believe that God looked like George from Seinfeld. — Liz