I used to leave santa beer. i thought that he needed it after dodging brats who would try to stay up and see him. So i left him beer.
on christmas, i couldn't sleep, and i came back down and my mom was drinking santa's beer. so i gave him a whole 6 pack and told my mom not to drink it. when i came down the next morning, there was a note saying santa was in a sled accident. he was drinking and driving and hit the statue of liberty. (i live in Baltimore) after that, i just gave him milk and cookies.
A childhood belief about father christmas
others believed things like this
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- I used to think that Root Beer was beer with less caloriesAnon
- i used to believe that root beer was made with root juice and beer— tm
- That you had to be a male to drink beer.— andrei gaspar
- I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee
- I used to think that beer was horse pee. Probably because that's what my mom told me...— Kara