Whenever i went to a health club when i was little i thought that other men's penis would shot me with a laser and that would make me die.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that I could make a laser by putting more batteries in a flash light.— Tyler
- I used to think you had to be in a special club to get a Club Sandwich.— Louis
- I literally thought “oral sex” meant talking about sex until 8th grade health class.— Kai
- I used to believe that guns shot out blood because everytime somebody shot a gun in a movie you saw blood.Anon
- I used to believe that a strip club meant that you took your own clothing off — Adam
- i use to think boy geroge from the culture club was a pretty woman.— toe