I use to think a whore was big scary monster, like phantom of the opera. I finally figured out I was wrong when I called my mom one. I guess I thought she was Horror-if-fying.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- Soap Opera's are Soaps that sing Opera to you while you take a bath. Right???— Kid 1990
- I used to believe that on your birthday everybody would worship you! (I guess I was wrong).— supergirl
- I used to think I smelled wrong, but I figured out it was because we never used dryer sheets. — blnkfrnk
- I used to believe that some day, they'd finally let the Coyote catch the Road Runner. I was so wrong. Le Sigh.— Givema Break
- I used to believe that a morman was a scary person who lived underground(actually called a moleman).— Mike
- I used to believe opera singing was a language all its own.— Rachel